Quote of the day...




“Being a screenwriter is easy.
It’s like riding a bike,
except the bike is on fire,
you’re on fire,
everything is on fire,
and you’re in hell.”


(So true, eh?)






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No witches, no warlocks, no vampires.
Just a sexy, rollicking tale about a guy trying to hit it big in Hollywood.

"A great summer read!"
" A sexy Hollywood tale!"
"It's WHAT MAKES SAMMY RUN for the 21st century!"



THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...





Perfectionism isn't necessarily 
an attractive quality.  
Consider that needing to be perfect 
is rooted in the fear of getting things wrong. 
Perfection is something the truly confident 
don't fret too much over.




Thinking about making the big move to L.A.?



OK, so...you're giving some serious thought to making that big move to Los Angeles. Great, you're gonna love it here. Pretty girls, lots of sunshine, movie and TV people everywhere you look...it's gonna be great! But...be prepared to pay a hefty bit of cash for a place to live.

When I got my first apartment in 1982a one-bedroom in Studio CityI paid $400 a month (adjusted for inflation, that would be about $980 today).

According to an article in the February 2016 issue of Los Angeles magazine, here's what you might be paying for apartments in a few choice L.A. areas...

A one-bedroom in Culver City...$1,950
A two-bedroom in Atwater Village...$2,400
A two-bedroom in downtown Santa Monica...$4,290
A one-bedroom in Koreatown...$1,450
A one-bedroom in Downtown (L.A.)...$2,650
A two-bedroom in Downtown (L.A.)...$3,700
A one-bedroom in Echo Park...$1,610
A one-bedroom in Pacific Palisades...$2,490
A one-bedroom in Venice...$2,810
A one-bedroom in Silver Lake...$1,880
A one-bedroom in Hollywood Hills (West)...$1,820
A one-bedroom in Mid-City...$2,430

So, there you have it. Not exactly cheap livin', eh? But keep in mind that L.A. is a very large place and there are plenty of areas other than what's represented above in which to reside.  Helpful Hint: Living in certain parts of the San Fernando Valley can be financially more reasonable places to live. Check out North Hollywood, Van Nuys, Burbank, Northridge, Tarzana, Reseda, Chatsworth...

Welcome to Los Angeles!

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No witches, no warlocks, no vampires. Just a sexy, rollicking story about a guy trying to hit it big in Hollywood.

"A great summer read!"
"A sexy Hollywood tale!"
"It's WHAT MAKES SAMMY RUN for the 21st century!"




Check out my book, Q & A: The Working Screenwriter! Interviews with 16 working screenwriters! 




SEE ME GIVE NICOLAS CAGE HIS FIRST FILM AWARD (from 1981)!!




Here's a video of yours truly presenting Nicolas Cage (at the time he was Nicolas Coppola) with a Best Actor prize at the Beverly Hills High School Student Film Awards, in May 1981.





* Please excuse the not-so-great quality of the video.






No witches, warlocks or vampires...
just a sexy tale about trying to live the Hollywood dream...

Book Review: Trent Nordhoff's Wild Roller Coaster Ride Through Hollywood!



(Reader Scott Izen with his copy of Luigi's Chinese Delicatessen)



Amazon review of Luigi's Chinese Delicatessen
A Novel About Hollywood by Jim Vines


"Jim Vines has effectively captured the essence of stereotypical Hollywood and slipped it between the sheets of an enjoyable and fast read....Here the trusty and otherwise intelligent protagonist, Trent, arrives in town as yet another doe-eyed wannabe who believes anything from the mouths of people who really know nothing, whose passion becomes fraught with empty promises, lies and downright theft. What he doesn't know indeed hurts him, which leaves him hardened but not any smarter. Such is often the case in cinema, though Vines effectively smooths out the bouts of mental turbulence that nonfictional reality can dish out, i.e., there’s no shortage of people looking to steal your work, who not only profit from it, but take credit for it as well. At least he (Trent) gets laid from time to time, graphically but tastefully described in an NC-17 sort of way. Lucky bastard! That said, this novel mainly supports a seedier notion that success is limited to the wonts of insensitive agents, flashy producers and eccentric directors versus honest collaboration and hard work by scores of creative and talented minds—assuming, of course, you're not the writer." — 4-Star Amazon review by Books Worth Buying

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No witches, no warlocks, no vampires.
Just a sexy, rollicking tale about a guy trying to hit it big in Hollywood.

"A great summer read!"
" A sexy Hollywood tale!"
"It's WHAT MAKES SAMMY RUN for the 21st century!"






Check out my book, Q & A: The Working Screenwriter! Interviews with 16 working screenwriters! 



One writer's view on writer's block...

I recently interviewed author Ksenia Anske for my indie novelist's blog, and the question of writer's block was posed. I was quite impressed with Ksenia's response. Here's what she had to say...


Q: Do you ever suffer through writer’s block? If so, how do you fight it?

A: I don't believe in writer's block. I believe it's a convenient myth to hide behind to justify your procrastination. Ever heard of an accountant having an accounting block? Neither have I. Writing is a job and most days it's tedious and exhausting and boring. The glamour around writing is yet another myth concocted by wannabes, I would suspect, or those who believe that the process of birthing a book is like waving a magic wand and having it pop out of thin air complete with a muse carrying it to you on a silver platter. Unfortunately, it's not like that at all. It takes a great deal of discipline and focus to sit alone, day in and day out, with your own inadequacies and deficiencies and flaws staring you in the face from the screen, or from a piece of paper if you write by hand or type. No one you can blame for it but yourself. It's hard to stomach, this truth, so people chicken out and then tell their friends they have writer's block and their friends feel sorry for them and so on. Aside from this little treatise I gave you just now, I do get scared of not knowing what happens next and I end up staring at the screen for too long without producing words, so I get up and get a cup of tea or eat some dried squirrels for a snack (I catch them myself), and by the time I'm back I usually have a good idea what to write next. That's as much as I've been blocked.

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SCREENWRITING COMPETITIONS: A PERSONAL PERSPECTIVE (MARK RENSHAW)




SCREENWRITER: MARK RENSHAW (WARRINGTON, UK)

Q: Mark...when did you write your first screenplay?

A: Unofficially, I wrote a lot of short screenplays in the early 90s, but I didn’t have a clue what I was doing. I had no idea about formatting, etc. and simply wrote spoofs starring the people I was working with. I used to send them around the office and they proved quite popular. One guy liked them so much he asked me to make a short movie with him. It was just him, me, a few family members as extras and a borrowed camera. I wrote the "script" and we went for it, guerrilla filmmaking style! It was called, I Am Peter Cushing. It was a comedy about a day in the life of a delusional man (played by me) who believes he is the famous vampire hunter, Peter Cushing. We were proud of the result and entered into a local film festival in Manchester; the Festival of Fantastic Films. Surprisingly enough, it won best amateur film and can still be found on Youtube. Unfortunately Hollywood did not beckon and we both went back to our day jobs. Around 2012 I decided to take this a bit more seriously. I started reading loads of screenplay books, scripts and learning from scratch. This was what I consider my official start to writing screenplays. I also teamed up again with my friend and together we’ve produced a few more short films.

Q: To date, approximately how many screenplays have you written?

A: I’ve written around thirty short scripts, two features, two TV episodes and co-written a webseries.   

Q: Which screenwriting competitions have you entered and seen through to a final result?

A: So far this year I have won a prize in the finals of the Wildsound Film Festival in Toronto, Canada for a fanfiction episode of Doctor Who that I wrote. I also reached the finals of the Reel Writers competition for a short script which received a top pick award. I’m currently in the semi-finals of the Eerie Horror Festival for a comedy/horror TV pilot. They should be announcing the finalists any day now. I also reached the semi-finals of Shriekfest and Scriptamation for a short script, but did not reach the finals in those.  

Q: Approximately how many screenplays did you write prior to entering your first competition?

A: Not many, a handful at best. I wanted to get an idea of how I was progressing, something I could measure by. I entered a few competitions back in 2013 which did not get me anywhere at all, Most completely rejected my scripts. In 2014 I managed to get to the quarter and semi-final stages in a few which spurred me onward.

Q: Did the competition(s) offer feedback—notes, critique, etc.—on the script(s) you entered? If so, what was the quality of the feedback?

A: I’ve only been given free feedback in the Wildsound and Reel Writers competitions. Both were excellent, really useful. Some of the other competitions do offer such services at a price, but I’ve not tried those.

Q: Did any of the competitions you entered try to hit you up for pay-based services, such as script consulting, proofing, etc.?

A: Yes. Quite a few offer [fee-based] script reviews; some offer discounts on script development services and re-draft submission fees.

Q: If “yes” to the previous question, did you take advantage of any of these services? Was this a negative or positive experience?

A: I haven’t, no. I am highly suspicious of such services being offered under these circumstances. If I wanted to try out such a service, I would carry out my own research first. I would want to know who I was paying, their experience, and be confident [that they are] of industry standards with a positive reputation. I have found it difficult to gain such information from a film festival or competition, so when I've needed such a service, I’ve gone to a reputable company that I can research and confirm their validity.

Q: If you won or placed high in a competition, did it have any effect, positive or negative, on your career?

A: There has been no noticeable impact so far. I’ve not had any offers or been contacted by anyone who has been referred to me by my success in a competition. I do realize it is early days, relatively speaking. The Reel Writers competition for example, the press release for this only went out last week. All I know is I’m not giving up. I’m continuing writing, I’m entering more competitions and I am producing my own films. I just love what I’m doing too much to stop.

Q: What types of prizes (monetary and non-monetary) have you won from the screenplay competitions you’ve entered?

A: I’ve won as many digital laurels as I can eat! It seems easy to get one of those, they hand them out like candy. The prize from the Wildsound Festival was a professional actor table-read of the script, which they recorded and posted on YouTube, as well as their websites. The Reel Writers prize was discounts on entering next year’s competition and screenwriting services, plus they also send the script to several production companies.

Q: Other than any material rewards and/or valuable feedback, what have been the most satisfying aspects of winning a competition?

A: It’s the satisfaction of knowing my script is deemed decent enough to win something. My first few scripts were not even accepted in these festivals, now I’m getting through to qualifying stages and winning some prizes. It lets me know I’m on the right track but need to do more and keep on developing.

Q: Have you ever submitted one of your early screenplays into a competition? If so, is it something you now regret—and why?

A: No, there’s no regrets. This was the only way I was going to learn, to grow as a writer. A failure is not a failure for me as long as I learn an important lesson. 

Q: Do you feel that adding "I won/placed high in the [name of script comp]" to query letters and pitches prompted any additional interest from agents, managers and/or production companies you queried?

A: I’ve not done that yet but I aim to in the future. Currently I’m building a portfolio of scripts, short stories, produced movies and awards. I’m putting together my own website to promote my work. I want to go on to sell scripts, books, produce features and TV shows. When I do, you can bet I’ll be using every achievement I can to try and improve my chances!

Q: Overall, what do you feel were the positive aspects of entering a screenplay competition?

A: The satisfaction of trying is an important milestone, it is a major achievement for me. I used to hide all my work on my PC and only show it to a few friends. I was afraid people would laugh at my feeble attempts, or steal my ideas. These fears crippled me for years. Entering competitions helped me face those fears and overcome my demons. For the good competitions, it’s been a great experience. You feel you are part of something creative, something positive. You feel involved, like your work really matters.

Q: Overall, what do you feel were the negative aspects of entering a screenplay competition?

A: Sometimes it feels like some of these competitions are just cash cows for the organizers. You don’t get any communication, no emails, little in the way of updates on the website and no explanation if your script is rejected. I feel some competitions are just there to take advantage of people desperate to break into the industry. However this is my responsibility. I should research the competitions more. I certainly do not enter any again if I am not happy with how they're run.

Q: What is your current status as a screenwriter?

A: At the moment this is simply a hobby, although it is my passion. I work full time to put food on the table and write in my spare time. Hopefully one day I can switch those around.

Q: Any parting comments, thoughts, or words of advice for screenwriters considering entering a competition?

A: Research, research and more research. Is the competition reputable? Does the theme or the competition’s past winners match the type of script you’ve written? What are your chances (i.e., if you are against thousands of skilled, veteran scriptwriters and this is your first entry, maybe consider a lower profile competition first)? Whatever you do, if you love writing, don’t give up. Keep on writing no matter what. One of my favorite screenwriting quotes is, "A professional writer is an amateur who didn't quit." 

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